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chess-ka:

I can’t believe this fucking dork showing up at his sister’s wedding and yelling this at the groom before he’s even met him Jesus Christ Cecil.

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tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

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dana-cardinal:

btw I’m now super invested in the headcanon that Cecil’s sister is trans and that’s why in Cassette he mentions a brother he doesn’t remember he just forgot that his sister ever called herself his brother

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meveret:

In which WTNV jokes at its own trope.

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friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

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eyesonthestar:

Welcome to Night Vale: The September Monologues

Wait so is Carlos a secret operative or not

Warning: eye strain (bright colors), eye contact/scopophobia, family conflict, wtnv spoilers
I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove the warning, thank you.

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http://asutori.tumblr.com/post/96367041436/realhousewivesofnightvale-maybe-the-city

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Maybe the City Council hated small talk, so they passed a law that demanded that music be played every time someone mention the weather in order to cut off any banal conversation that might follow. This was frustrating for citizens at first, but most of them soon…

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psilentasincjelli:

Steve Carlsberg is that character in a musical who wants to know why everyone else is singing and dancing and I’m going to cry about it

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"I don’t hate him the way he hates me. How could I? I understand him. He hates me because he doesn’t understand me at all."

- Steve Carlsberg (via nightshadetears)

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