NO I DO NOT WANT TO FOLLOW YOUR STUPID BLOG.
DO YOU THINK THAT WE’RE APPRECIATING THE SELF ADVISEMENT YOU DO ON OTHER PEOPLES WORK?
DO ME A FAVOUR AND
(Source: idcallyouagenius, via ginger--deadandlemon--flustered)
when you’re at your band banquet, they’re giving out individual awards, and just before your director calls your name, he tells everyone they aren’t clapping loud enough, so everyone is cheering as loud as physically possible for you omg it gave my anxiety
(Source: ainath, via ginger--deadandlemon--flustered)
- one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
these posts always crack me up
And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
and we trust our lives to this being?
really?
the oncoming storm.
the most feared man in the universe.
*Giggles uncontrollably*
Is this the curse of the Time Lords?
can you imagine if he just whisked you away or saved your life and you turn around and he’s doing this
just imagine it
(Source: michaelswaney, via ginger--deadandlemon--flustered)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
If making delicious cookies is considered gay then I want to be the gayest thing on the planet.
Reblog whenever I see this, cause I like this guy, He knows what’s up.
my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
I love this. I love him. he bakes cookies. he is awesome.
(Source: thatgirlsamm, via ginger--deadandlemon--flustered)
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
